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I don’t know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.
Adam Carolla

My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that kind of work like education, scholarships and whatever, and I managed to do just fine.
Adam Carolla

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.
Adam Carolla

I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
Adam Carolla

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don’t vote that way.
Adam Carolla

I’m like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.
Adam Carolla

I’m a comedian, not a politician.
Adam Carolla

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was?
Adam Carolla

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.
Adam Carolla

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I’m not sure why.
Adam Carolla

You don’t cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.
Adam Carolla

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.
Adam Carolla

I’d never hurt another person.
Adam Carolla

I don’t burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.
Adam Carolla

I don’t know anything about computers.
Adam Carolla

I’m a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I’m into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
Adam Carolla

I didn’t have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
Adam Carolla

I’ve got a great eye for color. I’m like a chick.
Adam Carolla

I don’t normally vote. I’m lazy and I never bought into the ‘Every vote counts.’
Adam Carolla

People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
Adam Carolla

I was a horrible student.
Adam Carolla

I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
Adam Carolla

The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
Adam Carolla

I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
Adam Carolla

The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
Adam Carolla

If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
Adam Carolla

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